MySpace will RUE the day

A couple of months ago I wanted to cancel my MySpace account.  I thought it’d be a simple painless process.  It wasn’t and it still isn’t.

Attempt #1

Emailed support to inform them that my old email address was kaput.  It doesn’t not exist anymore.

Results: Nothing

Attempt #2

Emailed support again, reminding them I needed to change my email address.  THE OLD ONE IS DEAD.

Results: Nothing

A couple of months go by.  I got too busy with the holidays and other things to care.   I stripped my profile down to the basic look.  I check it every other day.  Then it started getting to me again.  So I started searching again.  I needed a way to rid myself of this vile piece of cyberland.

I found it!

Attempt #3

All I had to do was take an extremely dorky stupid picture of myself holding a stupid sign with my stupid profile number on it.

Results: Guess what?  That was DAYS AGO and I have yet to hear from the hats-o-ass.

So that’s it.  I’ve declared cyberwar… or something on them.  Ok, not cyberwar but I’m going to get my profile deleted.  Women, children, look away!  Something must be done!

I threatened with unclothed women and such but I dunno, that might be too easy.  I mean, come on!  Make my profile public, posted nudes all over and then put links to the profile all over the WoW forums… BRILLIANT!

It would get the job done.  Anyone else want to suggest something?  I’m all ears… er, eyes!