I’ll have a little icecream and… OMGWTFWASTHAT?

It was 11:30 last night.  I wanted some icecream.  I get the icecream out and nuke it for a few seconds to soften it up.  I start to scoop it out.  One scoop down, two to go.  I get the second scoop ready to go into the bowl and at that instant I hear a blood curdling, ear piercing sound, the likes which I’ve seldom heard before.  I tossed the icecream onto the stove top upon having the CRAP SCARED OUT OF ME.  Noooo not the icecream.

What was that sound?  It was our damn cat fighting with the neighbor’s cat.  They were absolutely going at it.  If there were such a sound as evil devil death cat… that’d have been it.  Even upon figuring out what it was it still made my hair stand up.  I wanted to open the door and throw something but I didn’t for fear of a cat lunging in at me with claws deployed.  I flipped on the light and it broke the banshee duo up.  Then our cat strolls in like it was no biggie?

He then hocked up a hairball.  Lovely huh?

I salvaged my icecream efforts and retired for the evening.  All was well.

Buy us a new car

We’ve paid ours off and it’s been worked on 3 times in the past year.

*angry face*