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MySpace will RUE the day
Posted on January 14th, 2009 2 commentsA couple of months ago I wanted to cancel my MySpace account. I thought it’d be a simple painless process. It wasn’t and it still isn’t.
Attempt #1
Emailed support to inform them that my old email address was kaput. It doesn’t not exist anymore.
Results: Nothing
Attempt #2
Emailed support again, reminding them I needed to change my email address. THE OLD ONE IS DEAD.
Results: Nothing
A couple of months go by. I got too busy with the holidays and other things to care. I stripped my profile down to the basic look. I check it every other day. Then it started getting to me again. So I started searching again. I needed a way to rid myself of this vile piece of cyberland.
I found it!
Attempt #3
All I had to do was take an extremely dorky stupid picture of myself holding a stupid sign with my stupid profile number on it.
Results: Guess what? That was DAYS AGO and I have yet to hear from the hats-o-ass.
So that’s it. I’ve declared cyberwar… or something on them. Ok, not cyberwar but I’m going to get my profile deleted. Women, children, look away! Something must be done!
I threatened with unclothed women and such but I dunno, that might be too easy. I mean, come on! Make my profile public, posted nudes all over and then put links to the profile all over the WoW forums… BRILLIANT!
It would get the job done. Anyone else want to suggest something? I’m all ears… er, eyes!
2 responses to “MySpace will RUE the day”
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Naked is all you got? Have you seen MySpace? You can find naked. I guess it has to be SUPER public. I don’t know, with freedom of speech, is anything going to come down?
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True, that’s what I thought. I think if ‘hardcore’ stuff were plastered all over the place then they’d have to do SOMETHING… I don’t want to get sued but do enough so they axe it
Kelly January 15th, 2009 at 11:11