The Umbrella Puzzle

Lately the strangest thing has been happening. We’ve been seeing umbrellas laying around here and there. It used to be shoes that were laying around then again they still do. So, is it a coincidence that we’ve seem them laying around? I think not! I shall explain.

Umbrellas, what do we use them for? We use them when it rains and that’s about it. The functional purpose is to keep small lightweight forms of precipitation from hitting our bodies. There ARE sun umbrellas but they’re a different technology adapted from smaller umbrellas. Technology, you say? Yes, do you think that Mary Poppins was magical? Flip no! She was a frappin’ alien! That was NOT a spoon full of sugar either but that investigation is being blocked by a bit of red tape. Not to worry about, we’ll… I’ll get to the bottom of it.

So, these “umbrellas” that are laying around are obviously travel devices that are spent. The technology is so advanced that they appear to take on a form of being built by human engineering. I’m onto it though! Just like Tang and Velcro and those other things we “developed”.

Oh crap, I hear helicopters again. Time to retreat to the basement.

-out!